# STRONG holiday

this is a STRONG holiday.
i like to eat poker chips with the reindeers as santa wrestles drunk bears in the snowstorm.
damn, he's ripped
i have 20 minutes to tell you how STRONG we are being rn.
santa is drizzling ghost pepper powder onto his elves. this keeps them working at top speed.
workplace laws actually dont apply to santa and his crew, he's a senior citizen who makes children happy.
hes like amazon tbh. oh wow he drop-kicked an elf to prove how STRONG he is.
anyways hes using rudolf as a punching bag. rudolf is now dead of internal bleeding.
santa has a ton of replacements tho. just do plastic surgery on dasher i guess.
damn now mrs claus (cyborg version) wants to armwrestle me, so let me guzzle down 3 pints of preworkout.
the penguins are providing us with holiday death metal in the background, thats badass.
holy shit i won, i feel so STRONG on this STRONG holiday