“No.”

“What do you mean no? It’s my turn to pick.”

“Jared, you know the rules.”

“Yeah, it’s christmas week. It’s a christmas mo—“

“Die Hard is NOT a christmas movie.”

“The hell do you mean? They’re at a Christmas party.”

“It’s literally called Die Hard.”

“Okay?”

“…”

“So?”

“People don’t die in a christmas movie!”

“Alright, Ms. Hallmark.”

“Gimme a proper christmas movie where people die. Come on”

“Doesn’t a kid die in A Christmas Carol.”

“No?”

“Uh…”

“Someone has to die in The Nightmare Before Christmas, right?”

“Okay, but that’s a halloween movie.”

“It’s a christmas movie!”

“Also I don’t even think anyone dies in it.”

“It can be both a Halloween and a Christmas movie.”

“Like, the Halloween town people don’t count cuz they were dead before the movie started. “

“Just like how Die Hard can be both a thriller and a Christmas movie.”

“And you can’t say you count Oogie Boogie when he’s just, like a bunch of bugs.”

“What are you even on about?”

“I—Oogie Boogie?”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“I’m just putting Die Hard on.”

“NO!”